Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Dirty Deeds

Ok, I have heard of hi-jacking and car-jacking...understand the purpose of both...but MUD-jacking?
So what, you find a mud pile and dig it up and take off with it...but why? And who would care? Do you call the pigs for the ransom? Do you just abandon it on the banks of a river? Is there a black market for it...for mud facials? Wrestling matches with girls in bikinis? Is it pharmaceutical grade? I almost missed my exit trying to figure it all out.
Oh....and would you really advertise that you were going to mudjack?
Life sure is strange....

1 comment:

  1. Your version is so much better than the real thing that I'm not even going to tell you.